Ladies and Gentlemen: I am now officially back on the vampire shift.

Now that statement, my friends, just won the first award of the year. It just won the “Last thing you want to hear/see after ‘Ladies and Gentlemen’ Award.”

Got really nothing to talk about so I’m just gonna share some lingering questions in my mind right now.

Do I submit my resignation as early as now, or do I wait it out till I get my 13th month pay on May? I’m kinda leaning towards the file-my-resignation-now-to-get-out-of-this-place-as-soon-as-possible route but I’m still weighing my choices.

Will Tmac ever play an entire season without getting injured?

In connection to that, will the Rockets get past the first round this season? Will they even make the playoffs? I hope they get past the first round, for the sake of poor me. Pretty please?

When will I have my own car? Once I get my dibs on one, I’ll be sure to pimp it out.

Who the hell took the battery out of my PSP and never returned it? As a result, I haven’t been able to play or use it for a month now. I hope the one who took it gets a bad case of herpes.

Why can’t I get my old body back?  You know, the lean one when I was still in first year college.  All reasons point to Ira force-feeding me burgers, pizzas and the whole enchilada.  But I could be wrong, you know.

How many times has my office computer crashed? Beats me. Sometimes it crashes twice a day. Safeway’s a cheap company. Not recommended for people above 18 years of age.

Why is Daffy (my guy dog) already humping Trixie (my girl dog)? She’s only around 7 months old!! C’mon Daffy, pedophile ain’t so hot these days.

Do I really love Ira? Hehe just kidding, my love.

Later.